The Court of Master Sommeliers

I recently returned from Orlando Florida where I was writing some exams for the Court of Master Sommeliers. I am a sommelier with the Federation of Italian Sommeliers (FISAR) as well as their Sommelier of the Year 2007. So the obvious question is why write exams for another sommelier organization. As with many things Italian, I find FISAR to be disorganized and unprofessional. Also, it is unknown outside of Italy. The Court of Master Sommeliers is recognized worldwide and there are very few Master Sommeliers out there. The program is very intense. I headed to Orlando because I could write several exams in 3 days. And Mickey's there. You automatically think wine when you see Mickey. Or is that just me because I'm trying to drown out the screaming children that typically surround him?

I arrived in Orlando around 8pm on Sunday night and my first seminar was at 6:30am Monday morning. I spent 2 full days in lectures before writing the first of 4 exams. The lectures consisted of an overview of all the aspects of winemaking as well as all the wine regions of the world. These weren't lessons. You had to know your stuff before walking in that door or you would have been lost. The key part of these 2 days for me was the blind wine tastings. Let me explain what that is. A blind wine tasting is when you are given a wine and you have to figure out what it is by looking at it, smelling it and tasting it. You then draw a conclusion as to if the wine is old world or new world, the grape varietal you think it is, the country and region you think it comes from and what year it is. Easy right? We tasted 28 wines over those 2 days. I suck at blind wine tasting.

There are a few reasons why I suck at blind wine tastings. A key one is that my nose isn't great. It looks good on my face but it isn't fine tuned in the smell department. I don't know if this is a result of the many sinus infections I've had over the years or if it just never worked properly out of the factory. Everyone is different with their smell abilities. I think people that grow up in the country have more to work with as they've been exposed to more of natures' smells than city folk. And I'm a total city girl. The other reason is that I've never been properly trained to analyze wines like that. The main focus in my Italian training was wine and food pairing, a subject that wasn't even discussed in the Orlando sessions. So for me, the blind wine tasting sessions were very important and one of the main reasons I wanted to enter this program.

The first exam came at the end of day 2. It was a multiple choice written exam covering everything imaginable about wine. Out of over 100 people who wrote, I got the highest score. There was no time to celebrate as at 8am the next morning I was back for more exams. The first one of day 3 was the dreaded blind wine tasting at 8:45am. The theory is that your nose is at it's sharpest first thing in the morning. My nose is still asleep at that time. Try as I might, I couldn't get anything out of the wines. Now, my nose isn't completely useless but it sure was that morning. I tried my best and then moved on to the written exam. This exam was harder than the one the previous day but I did well. After the written we had to do a practical service exam. We were put in a restaurant setting and had to open a bottle of champagne for our customer and answer various questions that he asked.

Let me talk about the champagne for a minute. Each sommelier association has their own service protocol they want you to follow. The ideal way to open a bottle of champagne for the the Court of Master Sommeliers is in the air, with a napkin over the top. I've never opened one like that before. I could have left it in the ice bucket and opened it there (which I should have done) but I wanted to do it in the preferred manner. When opening a bottle of champagne you should never pop the cork. The cork should be released gently so the champagne hisses. When I opened my bottle it sounded like a Disney firework went off.

Once I recomposed myself, I continued with the exam. I was asked a variety of questions including wine recommendations for particular dishes. Because of the champagne incident, I didn't think I did very well but surprisingly enough I got a good review and was even complimented on my wine/food pairing abilities. So it all came down to the dreaded blind wine tasting. It was no big surprise that I didn't do very well on that part.

So what does this all mean? Because the blind wine tasting is such an important part of the total exam, I can't move on to the next level yet. I was very disappointed that I didn't do better but I'm not giving up. I am going to work on my blind wine tasting techniques and start working on my nose. It is possible to train your nose. I just have to start smelling everything and commit those smells to memory. Build up my nose encyclopedia.

And drink lots of wine.

Studying is hard.